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Wisdom of age

A guy is 75 years old and loves to fish and play golf.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up.Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!"
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

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Amazing 3D street art brings Father Christmas's grotto to life

So that's where Santa lives - beneath the very pillar box where excited children post their letters to him.

As this amazing glimpse into his grotto shows, the letters drop straight down into his candle-lit den - where piles of presents wait to be delivered.

At least that is the magical scene that greets passers-by in this street in Dover.

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Strange Place for a Toilet

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Oh,what a group photo

interesting Santa

Funny Drink

Aman with brass knuckles attached tohis ear

Only One Drink per Person in this Picnic.

The Yoga Help

A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga to ease her nervousness. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. One day her friend stopped her and noticing her long, groomed nails asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

cigarette tree ashtray

Beetles!!!

Direction Moon

Car Leash!

Eat the phone

Hmmm… that’s a good one for Christmas present. The Nokia 1100 replica from Ukraine, they are actually cookies. Cookies now are different compare to past, they are now in many shapes. I wondered how Nokia 1100 taste like.

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Caption this

This wasn't photoshopped - she really did this to her innocent face

Smart Marriage

Pussy Mechanics

What a Baby

Freaky Face Painting

A brave cat

Need glasses?

One Minute To Change Into A Bikini

This is how you make someone move fast. By sticking them behind a screen. And handing them a bikini. And putting sixty seconds on the clock. And then asking them to wow you. On TV. In Japan.

Kids Nowadays

clean pussy

Statue with a Message: Health Warning!

Hide and Seek

NOW!!!! what do you want me to sing?

Suicide Goat

Nonequal Fight

places for goats

COOL 'GOAT' HOUSE


STRANGE CHARIOT - GOAT POWERED!

A GUY AND HIS GOAT CROSS A RICKETY HAND BRIDGE

HORSE HELPS GOAT REACH TALL LEAVES

LITTLE "KID" GOAT WARMS UP ON TOP OF SHEEP - PALS

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